Crock & Murph return from another long ass break fully loaded (well, at least Murph is) and ready for another jaw-dropping Christmas episode! This week we've got Crock's take on holiday flora, a socialist Christmas interview and some well-known SUYM characters stroll through our "Christmas Door" to pay us a holiday visit! We've also got old standby's like Murph's Recap on 2007 Celebrity Poop as well as his Lightning Round!

Following SUYM tradition, we round out the episode with a reading of "Twas the night before Christmas" - with our own spin on it.

Keep listening shortly after THAT for some truly amazing BONUS material; our Christmas present to you.

Crock & Murph cover so many topics in this episode, the only word that could possibly describe the experience was "Loose". Crock opens with his love of the Pokemon video games, then quickly pisses Murphy off by mentioning the studio's nonexistent air conditioning. We also use our very own knowledge and powers of deduction to determine how the dinosaurs figured out how to tell apart the girls from the guys. Later in the show, you'll hear our assault on "Cirque de Soleil", Murphy's white-paying job, another excerpt from his book - "Swing? HELL YEAH I SWING!" as well as a very special plug for our newest series "The Story of Arms Longstrom". Somewhere in here, we discussed the four triforces of women's sexuality, though I'm not at all comfortable writing about what was said. Not that it was all bad. I'm just sitting in the sweltering, air condition-less studio that we babbled on and on about, and I'm not, AT ALL, comfortable.

This week, Crock & Murph begin the show discussing beefs. The bullshit minute was never so inquisitive. They move quickly, from issue to issue conquering villages and pillaging their spoils --- mostly from interesting conversation. Murphy actually reads a passage from his book; "Swing? HELL YEAH I SWING!" The eventually get around to talking about the local devastating injury at the Pittsburgh Zoo, as well as getting to their special "Sweeps Weeks" series of news stories. You'll eventually get to learn of Murphy's undying love (and need for) free samples of medicines. Actually, that's a rather hilarious part of this show that I think everyone should have a listen. Its geniunely hilarious! Furthermore, in an effort to conquer the podcasting world, we see our heroes pull investigative journalism from New England-based psychics to simple soda pop. Before putting their mics down, the Lightning Round finds new ways to take Murphy to new heights, and this is way before any of the drugs kick in! Stick with us, you're in good hands this week on Crock & Murph in the Morning. Moreover, Crock calls Murphy's limbs "Arm Thunder" and Murphy believes that Rollo is filled to the brim with cheese!

Alright. First let me tell you all what really happened. We recorded a show about two and a half weeks ago while I was knee deep in the midnight shift. After about two days of "putting it off" my lack of sleep helps me forget about the show I need to produce. Thusly, we've got a show hanging in limbo somewhere in the SUYM studio. I'm not sure what happened to it and I'm not sure where its going. I, however, do know where it will end up - posted up here as a "Lost Episode" sometime in the future. Will it be the near future? Will it be much further down the road? I don't god-damn know. What I do know is that I forgot about it, and it'll be a sweet treat for the ears if you heard it after the events discussed long have passed... Uhhhh... I guess that insinuates the "not so near" future. So there you have it. My thoughts expressed as an HTML page. The lost episode will come... Later...

 

ONWARD! During this week's episode Phillipano Pete visits us again with his new persona "The Phillipano Machiesmo" or however your spell it. He's a former wrestler put out to stud by the oppressive fist of wrestling entertainment corporations. He not only helps us with our Sweeps Weeks (yes weeks, there's more to come in the future - BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE FUTURE!) he manages to do what I (Crock) haven't been able to do, outside of my lifestyle choices- sicken Murphy to the point of puking. How did he do it? Well, let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. In fact, it was quite disgusting and should probably be regulated. We also launch an attack on our competitor Clearchannel Radio - which we later learned has partial ownership in SUYM (OOPS!). Tune in and figure this mess out for yourselves. If Pete's tale won't sicken you, I'm sure one of the brothers' Fairshoe will.

Peanut Butter Paul comes outa the woodwork to sit down with Crock & Murph to inform the masses that if they want to "keep coppin' a feel of everything good" then they need to vote for him again. The Matt Brewing Company of New York was kind enough to send us a sample case of their many beers, FREE OF COST! So, during this episode not only do you get the most popular podcast in southwestern Pennsylvania, you get damn good beer advice. Our "homebrewed" commercials step it up this week, featuring Eric Epic speaking about guns and Corporal Eat's Weekly Beef about TV Dinners.

Our resident financial analyst, Monte Lowe, made his annual studio appearance and is filled with useful and timely tax hints. He'll astound you with his six tax secrets - advice that no taxman has ever been able to give before. Murphy continues his revamp of the "Seven Deadly Sins" this week, and throughout the show claims the government has turned on him. The extra-special third segment is ripe with new material and our "homebrewed" commercials have taken moved into a new echelon of comedic genius. Yeah, we're tootin' our own damn horn here.

Our first studio guest of the season returns for another go-round during Crock & Murph's latest episode. Pistol Pete "The Phillipino Filibuster" makes his second appearance and brings his own customs along with him. Sit in as Crock picks his brain and Murphy picks his (own) ass. The world of amputees enters the conversation quite unexpectedly and Crock takes off a runs with it, while Murphy redesigns the "Seven Deadly SIns". Pete's the overall uninformed difference maker during the ackward silences, so you can bet it's an entertaining time this week on Crock & Murph.

Yeah, we've added a few more choice sound effects to our flagship podcast. See? We told you that season three would be ripe with change. Alright. Listen in as this week Crock & Murph examine the finer points of the word "WHATEVER", Rollo drags his lonley ass in here to talk about his favorite thing in the WHOLE WORLD, and Murphy introduces a new, never-ending segment to the show called "Win, Place or Show". You'll especially like this episode if you've been following us on MySpace lately as we iron out the details in the responses we received from our bulletins. This episode is a riot, so get it and get with the "in" crowd.

With our annual winter break well behind us, ideas fresh in our mind and a studio filled with potential - we're proud to present the freshest episode in a season destined for freshness within episodes. Here we are, season three is underway and we're glad to have you aboard. In our first episode back we detail what we've been doing, what we're planning on doing, and make several desperate pleas to our viewers - as usual. Stick with us this season as we have much, much more in store. Check out this episode for the complete rundown!

 

Also, its that time again. Time to fire up the computerweb and email us with suggestions, recipes, requests and overall bullshit. So listen, here's the email address, send us anything.

crockandmurph@gmail.com

The year is slowly winding down, the boss is on your back and Old Man Christmas is breathin' down your neck. Yeah, we've all been there. You're about to download a very special episode of Crock & Murph - our Christmas Special. Each year we stare Christmas right in the Yule and produce a show with a musical ensemble as a grand finale. Enjoy the holiday "home-brewed" stocking stuffer commercials, where everyone will find a gift they'll enjoy! So listen. Seriously. Light a Yankee Candle, sit in your favorite chair, drink some holiday-flavored coffee, turn the lights in the room down low and the lights on the christmas tree up bright and enjoy the latest in Shutupyourmouth fidelity. Download yourself some Christmas.