Crock & Murph return from another long ass break fully loaded (well, at least Murph is) and ready for another jaw-dropping Christmas episode! This week we've got Crock's take on holiday flora, a socialist Christmas interview and some well-known SUYM characters stroll through our "Christmas Door" to pay us a holiday visit! We've also got old standby's like Murph's Recap on 2007 Celebrity Poop as well as his Lightning Round!

Following SUYM tradition, we round out the episode with a reading of "Twas the night before Christmas" - with our own spin on it.

Keep listening shortly after THAT for some truly amazing BONUS material; our Christmas present to you.

Crock & Murph cover so many topics in this episode, the only word that could possibly describe the experience was "Loose". Crock opens with his love of the Pokemon video games, then quickly pisses Murphy off by mentioning the studio's nonexistent air conditioning. We also use our very own knowledge and powers of deduction to determine how the dinosaurs figured out how to tell apart the girls from the guys. Later in the show, you'll hear our assault on "Cirque de Soleil", Murphy's white-paying job, another excerpt from his book - "Swing? HELL YEAH I SWING!" as well as a very special plug for our newest series "The Story of Arms Longstrom". Somewhere in here, we discussed the four triforces of women's sexuality, though I'm not at all comfortable writing about what was said. Not that it was all bad. I'm just sitting in the sweltering, air condition-less studio that we babbled on and on about, and I'm not, AT ALL, comfortable.

This week, Crock & Murph begin the show discussing beefs. The bullshit minute was never so inquisitive. They move quickly, from issue to issue conquering villages and pillaging their spoils --- mostly from interesting conversation. Murphy actually reads a passage from his book; "Swing? HELL YEAH I SWING!" The eventually get around to talking about the local devastating injury at the Pittsburgh Zoo, as well as getting to their special "Sweeps Weeks" series of news stories. You'll eventually get to learn of Murphy's undying love (and need for) free samples of medicines. Actually, that's a rather hilarious part of this show that I think everyone should have a listen. Its geniunely hilarious! Furthermore, in an effort to conquer the podcasting world, we see our heroes pull investigative journalism from New England-based psychics to simple soda pop. Before putting their mics down, the Lightning Round finds new ways to take Murphy to new heights, and this is way before any of the drugs kick in! Stick with us, you're in good hands this week on Crock & Murph in the Morning. Moreover, Crock calls Murphy's limbs "Arm Thunder" and Murphy believes that Rollo is filled to the brim with cheese!

Alright. First let me tell you all what really happened. We recorded a show about two and a half weeks ago while I was knee deep in the midnight shift. After about two days of "putting it off" my lack of sleep helps me forget about the show I need to produce. Thusly, we've got a show hanging in limbo somewhere in the SUYM studio. I'm not sure what happened to it and I'm not sure where its going. I, however, do know where it will end up - posted up here as a "Lost Episode" sometime in the future. Will it be the near future? Will it be much further down the road? I don't god-damn know. What I do know is that I forgot about it, and it'll be a sweet treat for the ears if you heard it after the events discussed long have passed... Uhhhh... I guess that insinuates the "not so near" future. So there you have it. My thoughts expressed as an HTML page. The lost episode will come... Later...

 

ONWARD! During this week's episode Phillipano Pete visits us again with his new persona "The Phillipano Machiesmo" or however your spell it. He's a former wrestler put out to stud by the oppressive fist of wrestling entertainment corporations. He not only helps us with our Sweeps Weeks (yes weeks, there's more to come in the future - BUT ENOUGH ABOUT THE FUTURE!) he manages to do what I (Crock) haven't been able to do, outside of my lifestyle choices- sicken Murphy to the point of puking. How did he do it? Well, let me tell you, it wasn't pretty. In fact, it was quite disgusting and should probably be regulated. We also launch an attack on our competitor Clearchannel Radio - which we later learned has partial ownership in SUYM (OOPS!). Tune in and figure this mess out for yourselves. If Pete's tale won't sicken you, I'm sure one of the brothers' Fairshoe will.

Peanut Butter Paul comes outa the woodwork to sit down with Crock & Murph to inform the masses that if they want to "keep coppin' a feel of everything good" then they need to vote for him again. The Matt Brewing Company of New York was kind enough to send us a sample case of their many beers, FREE OF COST! So, during this episode not only do you get the most popular podcast in southwestern Pennsylvania, you get damn good beer advice. Our "homebrewed" commercials step it up this week, featuring Eric Epic speaking about guns and Corporal Eat's Weekly Beef about TV Dinners.

Our resident financial analyst, Monte Lowe, made his annual studio appearance and is filled with useful and timely tax hints. He'll astound you with his six tax secrets - advice that no taxman has ever been able to give before. Murphy continues his revamp of the "Seven Deadly Sins" this week, and throughout the show claims the government has turned on him. The extra-special third segment is ripe with new material and our "homebrewed" commercials have taken moved into a new echelon of comedic genius. Yeah, we're tootin' our own damn horn here.

Our first studio guest of the season returns for another go-round during Crock & Murph's latest episode. Pistol Pete "The Phillipino Filibuster" makes his second appearance and brings his own customs along with him. Sit in as Crock picks his brain and Murphy picks his (own) ass. The world of amputees enters the conversation quite unexpectedly and Crock takes off a runs with it, while Murphy redesigns the "Seven Deadly SIns". Pete's the overall uninformed difference maker during the ackward silences, so you can bet it's an entertaining time this week on Crock & Murph.

Yeah, we've added a few more choice sound effects to our flagship podcast. See? We told you that season three would be ripe with change. Alright. Listen in as this week Crock & Murph examine the finer points of the word "WHATEVER", Rollo drags his lonley ass in here to talk about his favorite thing in the WHOLE WORLD, and Murphy introduces a new, never-ending segment to the show called "Win, Place or Show". You'll especially like this episode if you've been following us on MySpace lately as we iron out the details in the responses we received from our bulletins. This episode is a riot, so get it and get with the "in" crowd.

With our annual winter break well behind us, ideas fresh in our mind and a studio filled with potential - we're proud to present the freshest episode in a season destined for freshness within episodes. Here we are, season three is underway and we're glad to have you aboard. In our first episode back we detail what we've been doing, what we're planning on doing, and make several desperate pleas to our viewers - as usual. Stick with us this season as we have much, much more in store. Check out this episode for the complete rundown!

 

Also, its that time again. Time to fire up the computerweb and email us with suggestions, recipes, requests and overall bullshit. So listen, here's the email address, send us anything.

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The year is slowly winding down, the boss is on your back and Old Man Christmas is breathin' down your neck. Yeah, we've all been there. You're about to download a very special episode of Crock & Murph - our Christmas Special. Each year we stare Christmas right in the Yule and produce a show with a musical ensemble as a grand finale. Enjoy the holiday "home-brewed" stocking stuffer commercials, where everyone will find a gift they'll enjoy! So listen. Seriously. Light a Yankee Candle, sit in your favorite chair, drink some holiday-flavored coffee, turn the lights in the room down low and the lights on the christmas tree up bright and enjoy the latest in Shutupyourmouth fidelity. Download yourself some Christmas.

Well, in the wake of losing Ashley to cruel fate, we've decided to move forward with the wildly popular Crock & Murph in the Morning broadcast / podcast / free download. Studio guests may become more infrequent, but you can help! Email Crock & Murph and let them know you'd like to be part of the next broadcast. You can always reach them, just shoot them a mess of email at crockandmurph@gmail.com.

 

In more consistent news, the 29th Broadcast of Crock & Murph in the Morning features a remarkable interview with the former oil tycoon and presidential candidate, Ron Pipe. Our latest guest LaResa not only conducts the RP interview, but attempts to keep things together while the show meanders apart. Murphy speaks about his infatuation with the female breast and the ever-popular social networking site, MySpace.com. Don't forget about our "home-brewed" commercials, this week's episode is packed FULL of them! Check em out.

Crock and Murph are BACK after a far too-lengthy hiatus! Listen as we welcome a new personality to the studio. Her name is Helen, and she must be gellin. HA-HA! Product placement! Murph discusses his newfound celebrity as well as his new "fantasy league," while Mike is high on PCP! Crock moves things along as we try to find out groove after quite the layoff.

Murph called me before recording the show yesterday and told me that he was bringin' a fridge pack to the show. The show takes less than an hour to record. I managed six or seven (lost count) during the first 40 minutes. So, during this week's show, you'll hear Crock get progressively drunker - with the pinnacle occuring in the third segment. Also discussed in this show is my ultimate sexual maneuver, Rollo's lack thereof, and Ashley takes a standardized test! Pay special attention to the commercials this week, as they've got SIGNIFICANCE in regards to the near future!

 

We forgot to check the Gmail this week, so if you sent us anything, send us more and maybe we'll get around to reading it!

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This week, as promised, Caveman Crock makes a special appearance. What makes his appearance so special is that he just pops in whenever he feels like it. You just can't tell! In other news, we discuss aliens, Spiderman's weight and Ashley uses a large word. The usage of her large word places her directly between Red Scare and Corporal Eat on the SUYM respect ratio scale. Lastly, our brittish friend - Nigel - follows up with a unique email that none of us can seem to get right. If you miss this episode, you're missing out on a LOT of fun.

In the 25th edition of Crock and Murph in the morning, we turn our eye to the financial world as we welcome a new personality to the show - MONTY LOW! He'll dispense his ....unorthodox financial advice that'll have you running to your wall street person type thing!

In the 24th episode of Crock and Murph in the morning, we welcome another quiet broad to the studio - Brittany.  Watch as Crock and Murph wilt her spirits!  Also the usual stuff - hilarious commercials and bits.  Good stuff in there!

In the BEST EVER edition of Crock and Murph in the morning, we welcome a slew of guests, including our Filipino Friend, Pete as well as Amanda Kahl and the rest of the usuals. What makes this show the BEST EVER is that everyone did some Peyote before the show and thusly we were all in good spirits! Old grudges cast aside, we forged ahead through the sea of doubt and towards the sunset of a great podcast. Of course, the usual Celebrity Poop, witty banter and slapstickly funny commercials is on tap! Pour yourself a frothy one and listen to this special goodness!

In the monolithic TWENTY SECOND Crock and Murph in the morning, we are all geared up for the big final of the character bracket; between the banging Bolshevik Red Scare and the Radical Ron Pipe! Okay enough with the alliteration, folks, just listen to the episode! And of course, you'll be introduced to The League of Southern Gentlemen, a group that is taking back the lost art of chivalry and proper persuasions. Enjoy!

Who woulda thought we'd make it to 21 shows?  Well, we DID and in this edition of the Crock and Murph in the Morning happy time variety hour, you'll hear Ron Pipe vs Peanut Butter Paul Part DEUX, as well as some original comedy bits, some yak, and the debut of a new guy to the show, ERIC EPIC! 

Enjoy.

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In this edition of Crock and Murph in the mo'nin, We delve through the quarterfinals of the character bracket, and Murph outlines his recent attempt to get some ass...unsuccessfully of course.  Amanda Kahl joins us for some rousing good times and just a twinge of awkwardness.  Plus all the original skits and characters you've come to expect! 

In this edition of Crock And Murph in the morning, the gang continues the MADNESS of their Character Bracket Extravaganza!  We also learn a deep secret of Peanut Butter Paul's.  Plus the usual assortment of celebrity poop, original skits and all that jazz.  Give it a go!

HI! 18th episode of Crock and Murph in the morning right here! Also, maybe you heard but it's MARCH MADNESS! Crock and Murph get in the spirit by having their first ever CHARACTER BRACKET. All your favorite characters and guests from the show duking it out in true debate-team fashion! And also the usual assortment of funny commercials, celebrity poop, and crazy mixemups. Enjoy! - crockandmurph@gmail.com -

#17 Crock and Murph in the Morning features the glorious return of Murphy! Murphy had taken a week off, letting Rollo run rampant in his stead. Anyway, that's all done now. Also, they are joined by Laresa, the girlfriend of Crock. We say goodbye to a beloved segment of the show and Crock and Murph make their last Brokeback Mountain joke. EVER.

In a very special Crock and Murph in the morning, Murph is nowhere to be found! Sitting in his place is Rollo. Will Rollo cave under the pressure to be as loudmouthed and ill-advised as Murph? Take a listen to find ouat!

Fantastic happenings this week on Crock & Murph. Our streak of special guests continues when we have a faithful listener, Amanda, into the studio in an attempt to hook her up with one of two SUYM celebrities. Listen in as she questions Ronald J. Fairshoe and Dumb Donnie in a game of tense emotions! The final outcome is certainly unexpected! Also, Murphy is PISSED as he learns about Crock's disbelief in "bookends". Tune in and see what all the ruckus is about!

IN this edition of Crock and Murph in the morning, we learn about Ashley's alternate career of a polka singer, Murph recovers from a recent surgical procedure (while enjoying the accompanying drugs), and they welcome an emo kid into the studio!

In this edition of Crock and Murph in the morning, Crock and Murph try to dissect how to fix Ashley. Also, some interesting things are stuck in their craws. CHECK IT OUT!

In this installment of Crock and Murph In The Morning, it's a full house as Ashley and Fox Collins joins us. Listen as Murphy laments his past, Crock takes center stage and Fox and Ashley bring their own flavor to this comedy stew. As always, unique and original comedy bits pepper this show. Enjoy!

In a very special Crock And Murph In The Morning, Crock and the venerable Murph take on a protege...find out who! Also the usual Celebrity Poop news and pop-culture parody action!

In the tenth installment of Crock and Murph in the morning, we learn about some of Murphy's past experiences.

In this episode, the first of 2006, Crock and Murph go over their New year's Resolutions, Rollo recaps the year in Celebrity Poop, and Some other various ramblings.

Witness the quickness as Crock and Murph get down, Christmas style!

Ashley returns for another go-round, and Crock is FIRED UP! But about what? Listen to learn!

Crock and Murph are joined by a special estrogen-filled guest: ASHLEY!

This is the 5th broadcast of shutupyourmouth.com's Crock and Murph in the morning; and the first to be considered a true "podcast." Crock and Murph are sponsored by shutupyourmouth.com, and in their show, there are no rules - only comedy and snide remarks. Enjoy!