Crock and Murph are BACK after a far too-lengthy hiatus! Listen as we welcome a new personality to the studio. Her name is Helen, and she must be gellin. HA-HA! Product placement! Murph discusses his newfound celebrity as well as his new "fantasy league," while Mike is high on PCP! Crock moves things along as we try to find out groove after quite the layoff.

Murph called me before recording the show yesterday and told me that he was bringin' a fridge pack to the show. The show takes less than an hour to record. I managed six or seven (lost count) during the first 40 minutes. So, during this week's show, you'll hear Crock get progressively drunker - with the pinnacle occuring in the third segment. Also discussed in this show is my ultimate sexual maneuver, Rollo's lack thereof, and Ashley takes a standardized test! Pay special attention to the commercials this week, as they've got SIGNIFICANCE in regards to the near future!

 

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This week, as promised, Caveman Crock makes a special appearance. What makes his appearance so special is that he just pops in whenever he feels like it. You just can't tell! In other news, we discuss aliens, Spiderman's weight and Ashley uses a large word. The usage of her large word places her directly between Red Scare and Corporal Eat on the SUYM respect ratio scale. Lastly, our brittish friend - Nigel - follows up with a unique email that none of us can seem to get right. If you miss this episode, you're missing out on a LOT of fun.

In the 25th edition of Crock and Murph in the morning, we turn our eye to the financial world as we welcome a new personality to the show - MONTY LOW! He'll dispense his ....unorthodox financial advice that'll have you running to your wall street person type thing!

In the 24th episode of Crock and Murph in the morning, we welcome another quiet broad to the studio - Brittany.  Watch as Crock and Murph wilt her spirits!  Also the usual stuff - hilarious commercials and bits.  Good stuff in there!

In the BEST EVER edition of Crock and Murph in the morning, we welcome a slew of guests, including our Filipino Friend, Pete as well as Amanda Kahl and the rest of the usuals. What makes this show the BEST EVER is that everyone did some Peyote before the show and thusly we were all in good spirits! Old grudges cast aside, we forged ahead through the sea of doubt and towards the sunset of a great podcast. Of course, the usual Celebrity Poop, witty banter and slapstickly funny commercials is on tap! Pour yourself a frothy one and listen to this special goodness!

In the monolithic TWENTY SECOND Crock and Murph in the morning, we are all geared up for the big final of the character bracket; between the banging Bolshevik Red Scare and the Radical Ron Pipe! Okay enough with the alliteration, folks, just listen to the episode! And of course, you'll be introduced to The League of Southern Gentlemen, a group that is taking back the lost art of chivalry and proper persuasions. Enjoy!

Who woulda thought we'd make it to 21 shows?  Well, we DID and in this edition of the Crock and Murph in the Morning happy time variety hour, you'll hear Ron Pipe vs Peanut Butter Paul Part DEUX, as well as some original comedy bits, some yak, and the debut of a new guy to the show, ERIC EPIC! 

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In this edition of Crock and Murph in the mo'nin, We delve through the quarterfinals of the character bracket, and Murph outlines his recent attempt to get some ass...unsuccessfully of course.  Amanda Kahl joins us for some rousing good times and just a twinge of awkwardness.  Plus all the original skits and characters you've come to expect! 

In this edition of Crock And Murph in the morning, the gang continues the MADNESS of their Character Bracket Extravaganza!  We also learn a deep secret of Peanut Butter Paul's.  Plus the usual assortment of celebrity poop, original skits and all that jazz.  Give it a go!

HI! 18th episode of Crock and Murph in the morning right here! Also, maybe you heard but it's MARCH MADNESS! Crock and Murph get in the spirit by having their first ever CHARACTER BRACKET. All your favorite characters and guests from the show duking it out in true debate-team fashion! And also the usual assortment of funny commercials, celebrity poop, and crazy mixemups. Enjoy! - crockandmurph@gmail.com -

#17 Crock and Murph in the Morning features the glorious return of Murphy! Murphy had taken a week off, letting Rollo run rampant in his stead. Anyway, that's all done now. Also, they are joined by Laresa, the girlfriend of Crock. We say goodbye to a beloved segment of the show and Crock and Murph make their last Brokeback Mountain joke. EVER.

In a very special Crock and Murph in the morning, Murph is nowhere to be found! Sitting in his place is Rollo. Will Rollo cave under the pressure to be as loudmouthed and ill-advised as Murph? Take a listen to find ouat!

Fantastic happenings this week on Crock & Murph. Our streak of special guests continues when we have a faithful listener, Amanda, into the studio in an attempt to hook her up with one of two SUYM celebrities. Listen in as she questions Ronald J. Fairshoe and Dumb Donnie in a game of tense emotions! The final outcome is certainly unexpected! Also, Murphy is PISSED as he learns about Crock's disbelief in "bookends". Tune in and see what all the ruckus is about!

IN this edition of Crock and Murph in the morning, we learn about Ashley's alternate career of a polka singer, Murph recovers from a recent surgical procedure (while enjoying the accompanying drugs), and they welcome an emo kid into the studio!

In this edition of Crock and Murph in the morning, Crock and Murph try to dissect how to fix Ashley. Also, some interesting things are stuck in their craws. CHECK IT OUT!

In this installment of Crock and Murph In The Morning, it's a full house as Ashley and Fox Collins joins us. Listen as Murphy laments his past, Crock takes center stage and Fox and Ashley bring their own flavor to this comedy stew. As always, unique and original comedy bits pepper this show. Enjoy!

In a very special Crock And Murph In The Morning, Crock and the venerable Murph take on a protege...find out who! Also the usual Celebrity Poop news and pop-culture parody action!

In the tenth installment of Crock and Murph in the morning, we learn about some of Murphy's past experiences.

In this episode, the first of 2006, Crock and Murph go over their New year's Resolutions, Rollo recaps the year in Celebrity Poop, and Some other various ramblings.

Witness the quickness as Crock and Murph get down, Christmas style!

Ashley returns for another go-round, and Crock is FIRED UP! But about what? Listen to learn!

Crock and Murph are joined by a special estrogen-filled guest: ASHLEY!

This is the 5th broadcast of shutupyourmouth.com's Crock and Murph in the morning; and the first to be considered a true "podcast." Crock and Murph are sponsored by shutupyourmouth.com, and in their show, there are no rules - only comedy and snide remarks. Enjoy!